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Facebook And Others Social Media Websites Should Ban Such Beggars | Check Out Who | Blog | Sarcasm | Real Story | Indian Wrines

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Social Media: A Platform for Modern Beggars. Beautiful social media sites like Facebook, Instagram and etc (I use only these two) give you the opportunity to share your precious, beautiful, wonderful and pretty pictures on it. (WOW! Told you something new here.) But social media also give a platform for modern beggars to beg. Don’t get it. I’m sure you will soon because you must have faced such beggars at least once in your career (Oh! You spend more than 12 hours on social sites; I thought this was your job). Let’s move on to that day when I faced such beggar and see what happened next... It was one beautiful day (the writer inside of me, starts every story like this), I was scrolling through my Facebook feeds seeing all the beautiful (edited) pictures of ugly people (from inside). Suddenly, a girl texted me. It was shocking, a girl texting me? WHAATT!! (Just kidding, I am a lady killer) Her text said, “Like my”. Yaa that’s it. I was wondering if she would l

A Perfect World With Not So Perfect People.

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A Perfect World With Not So Perfect People. *Serious Moment* (Just a reminder, please follow me, find it at the end of the blog if you are on phone, or it is beside the blog if you are on desktop) *Serious Moment Continue* Think of a serious tone in your head to give yourself those feels. I once asked a girl these questions: “Can a human live without flaws” “Do you believe you can be wrong?” “Why is that you always act so dumb?” While I was asking these unanswered questions I saw a fire in her eyes. I realized I am going to get a very strong answer from her. I thought, after that answer, I will die (like seriously why I thought so!). And then she said those fire words which I believed had the courage to kill me. “I am not perfect okay! No one is perfect. She said and left like a batsmen leaves the pitch when he gets run out, both abusing the person because of whom they had to leave. I was shocked by that fire answer and laug

Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists. Fight of the legends. Check Out Why Both Parties Are So Intelligent.

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Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists Salman Khan introduced the trend of being shirtless in Bollywood. Hrithik Roshan introduced the trend of ‘geek look’. Then the hashtag trend and then the ice bucket challenge and trends are just being innovated after that. Just like technology you get an update every day. Therefore in this world of trends there is another trend going on in India and we call it ‘Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists’. Like children play this game. Some get into nationalists team, some into Anti-Nationalists team. Both beat the shit out of each other, gets tired and go home. Well unknowingly this is what happening in reality too. Crazy! Isn’t? Okay let me introduce you to the intelligent groups. ‘Nationalists’, group of people who believe they are the ones who should be called as ‘true’ Indians. They are the decent ones who obey all the rules. Like whatever the country do, they follow it. They also stalk Anti-Nationalists, because ‘no work’.

Burning Crackers in Diwali is Fun when it has so many Advantages. Advantages ... Really?

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Burning Crackers in Diwali is Fun when it has so many Advantages. Advantages ... Really? BOOM!!  ... BAAAAM!! .... BHAAADD!!!  .... “Mom what’s happening” asked a scared puppy to his mother. Mom (scared too) replied, “I don’t know dear”. Both ran here and there in fear and finally hid in the bushes. No wait, yes I’m normal. Like you guys, I can’t understand animals too. But what makes me different is, I can feel them. Just assume you are from planet Mars and you came to our dear earth to spend your vacations (I know its a bad example, but let it be). But after some minutes you see people burning crackers here and there. Wouldn’t you be shocked, like what is happening? What did you said? You won’t be shocked! Then you are not assuming. So just assume. Now growing up in India, I have heard from my elders and parents and even my school books said that Diwali is a festival of light. But my innocent elders don’t know that the word ‘light’ has been rep