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Facebook And Others Social Media Websites Should Ban Such Beggars | Check Out Who | Blog | Sarcasm | Real Story | Indian Wrines

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Social Media: A Platform for Modern Beggars. Beautiful social media sites like Facebook, Instagram and etc (I use only these two) give you the opportunity to share your precious, beautiful, wonderful and pretty pictures on it. (WOW! Told you something new here.) But social media also give a platform for modern beggars to beg. Don’t get it. I’m sure you will soon because you must have faced such beggars at least once in your career (Oh! You spend more than 12 hours on social sites; I thought this was your job). Let’s move on to that day when I faced such beggar and see what happened next... It was one beautiful day (the writer inside of me, starts every story like this), I was scrolling through my Facebook feeds seeing all the beautiful (edited) pictures of ugly people (from inside). Suddenly, a girl texted me. It was shocking, a girl texting me? WHAATT!! (Just kidding, I am a lady killer) Her text said, “Like my”. Yaa that’s it. I was wondering if she would l

A Perfect World With Not So Perfect People.

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A Perfect World With Not So Perfect People. *Serious Moment* (Just a reminder, please follow me, find it at the end of the blog if you are on phone, or it is beside the blog if you are on desktop) *Serious Moment Continue* Think of a serious tone in your head to give yourself those feels. I once asked a girl these questions: “Can a human live without flaws” “Do you believe you can be wrong?” “Why is that you always act so dumb?” While I was asking these unanswered questions I saw a fire in her eyes. I realized I am going to get a very strong answer from her. I thought, after that answer, I will die (like seriously why I thought so!). And then she said those fire words which I believed had the courage to kill me. “I am not perfect okay! No one is perfect. She said and left like a batsmen leaves the pitch when he gets run out, both abusing the person because of whom they had to leave. I was shocked by that fire answer and laug

Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists. Fight of the legends. Check Out Why Both Parties Are So Intelligent.

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Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists Salman Khan introduced the trend of being shirtless in Bollywood. Hrithik Roshan introduced the trend of ‘geek look’. Then the hashtag trend and then the ice bucket challenge and trends are just being innovated after that. Just like technology you get an update every day. Therefore in this world of trends there is another trend going on in India and we call it ‘Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists’. Like children play this game. Some get into nationalists team, some into Anti-Nationalists team. Both beat the shit out of each other, gets tired and go home. Well unknowingly this is what happening in reality too. Crazy! Isn’t? Okay let me introduce you to the intelligent groups. ‘Nationalists’, group of people who believe they are the ones who should be called as ‘true’ Indians. They are the decent ones who obey all the rules. Like whatever the country do, they follow it. They also stalk Anti-Nationalists, because ‘no work’.

ONLINE SHOPPING (INDIAN WRINES) (TL.-4)

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ONLINE SHOPPING (INDIAN WRINES) (TL.-4) (In Sleepfine colony) Gopu: Guys did you heard about Amazon Great Indian Festival Sale? Kuber: Heard? Bro I just ordered a watch, a cell phone and a pair of cool shoes. Nattu: Oh Cool! Kuber: Yeah! Currently the sale is going extremely good. It will be from 1 st -5 th October. So                you must hurry because later things may go out of stock. Nattu: Oh Ok. By the way I don ’ t want many things but just a cell phone, cool pair of shoes,              cool clothes, cool glasses, deodorants, watches, memory card and.... ( Gopu interrupts)  Gopu :   OK  that’s quiet a lot of cool things you want. Nattu: Yeah, but will these things be on sale too? Kuber: Obviously, almost everything is on sale on Amazon, giving you the best deals and                   offers on your  favorite  products. Gopu: By the way this online shopping system has made life so easy, no need to roam

New Generation Photographers be Like .... (TL.3) (Indian Wrines)

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New Generation Photographers be Like .... (TL.3) (Indian Wrines) ( Kuber buys a new DSLR) (In Sleepfine Colony) Kuber: Look guys, I finally bought a new DSLR. Nattu: WOW! Great. Gopu: Awesome. Bro can you click pictures of mine. I’ve to update my Facebook profile picture. Kuber : Yeah! Sure. That’s the only reason I bought this DSLR. Gopu:   Just for clicking my pictures! Thank You so much my friend. Kuber: Stupid! Not only yours, I’m now a professional photograph, so now I will  click pictures for everyone against some payments. Gopu: So now you will ask for money from me too. Kuber: No bro, you are my best friend, Nattu do you want to be clicked too? Nattu: Why not, but from where you did the course? Kuber: What course? Nattu: Photography Course ! Kuber: HAHAHAHA!!...  I can’t believe there are courses for photography too! I mean it is so simple, you just have to click pictures, isn’t? ( Nattu and Gopu l