Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists. Fight of the legends. Check Out Why Both Parties Are So Intelligent.



Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists

Salman Khan introduced the trend of being shirtless in Bollywood. Hrithik Roshan introduced the trend of ‘geek look’. Then the hashtag trend and then the ice bucket challenge and trends are just being innovated after that. Just like technology you get an update every day. Therefore in this world of trends there is another trend going on in India and we call it ‘Nationalists Vs Anti-Nationalists’. Like children play this game. Some get into nationalists team, some into Anti-Nationalists team. Both beat the shit out of each other, gets tired and go home. Well unknowingly this is what happening in reality too. Crazy! Isn’t?



Okay let me introduce you to the intelligent groups. ‘Nationalists’, group of people who believe they are the ones who should be called as ‘true’ Indians. They are the decent ones who obey all the rules. Like whatever the country do, they follow it. They also stalk Anti-Nationalists, because ‘no work’.



Now ‘Anti-Nationalists’, group of people who are Indian too but claimed as non-Indians by Nationalists. They try to question government of India on monthly basis, gets beaten up by Nationalists, fight back to and then question again because obviously ‘no work’.



Now how this thing became a trend? Remember Ramjas college and its stories? Ramjas college invited JNU’s Umair Khaliq, the registered Anti-Nationalist (I am not saying this), for some function. ABVP couldn’t digest this fact so they went on to protest outside Ramjas college because ‘no work’. This led the tension between the two groups which ended up in a Royal Rumble fight between 3 parties. 3? Who is the 3rd party? Dude it’s police and not just police, it’s Delhi Police If you remember their theme song, because I am already singing it in my mind). Now due to this, the function or event that Ramjas college organised got cancelled. But who gives a shit? “Hame to ladna hein” (We have to fight), because obviously ‘no work’.



Now Nationalist group thinks that beating Anti-Nationalistts make them more Nationalists. Like why these people are so intelligent. Why? How? On the other hand Aanti-Nationalists got to finger on everything Indian government do. All this work done by both the parties because of high amount of ‘no work’. Oh! Wait! Do fighting comes under work?



Likes sometimes I sit under a tree and an apple falls on my head, just like Newton’s story. But unlike Newton, what I think is that why India have so many intelligent people. I just think having so many intelligent people why are we still not rising? It’s because no work, oh sorry I mean too many works (if you count fighting and getting offending as work). By the way I never think about the apple falling on my head because its already discovered. Kya? Teacher ne nhi sikhaya, ‘Science’, ‘Gravity’?



Now thinking what party I am at? I am at wedding party because free food is more important. Happy? Lame I know.

Okay bye, because no work, oh I mean too many works (if you count eating as work).


-Siddhant Lavania






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