New Generation Photographers be Like .... (TL.3) (Indian Wrines)

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New Generation Photographers be Like .... (TL.3)
(Indian Wrines)


(Kuber buys a new DSLR)

(In Sleepfine Colony)

Kuber: Look guys, I finally bought a new DSLR.

Nattu: WOW! Great.

Gopu: Awesome. Bro can you click pictures of mine. I’ve to update my Facebook profile picture.

Kuber: Yeah! Sure. That’s the only reason I bought this DSLR.

Gopu:  Just for clicking my pictures! Thank You so much my friend.

Kuber: Stupid! Not only yours, I’m now a professional photograph, so now I will  click pictures for everyone against some payments.

Gopu: So now you will ask for money from me too.

Kuber: No bro, you are my best friend, Nattu do you want to be clicked too?
Nattu: Why not, but from where you did the course?

Kuber: What course?

Nattu: Photography Course
!
Kuber: HAHAHAHA!!...  I can’t believe there are courses for photography too! I mean it is so simple, you just have to click pictures, isn’t?

(Nattu and Gopu looked at each other and were about to laugh hard .... but they controlled :p )


Nattu: But you said, you are now a photographer. A photographer without any ‘course’.

Kuber: Bro, I’m a born photographer, I don’t need any course... OK.

Nattu: But you just bought a DSLR, then how come you are a photographer from birth.

Gopu: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kuber: Shut up you too! I’m a photographer since I was 8-9 years old and....

(Gopu interupts)

Gopu: First you were born photographers and now you were a photographer since you were 8-9 years old. HAHAHA.... What are you trying to say? HAHAHAHA.....

Nattu: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.....

Kuber: Shut Up! I don’t want to talk to you guys anymore and no photos for you guys. Bye.

(Kuber starts moving to his car)

Gopu: OK, listen, listen, we are just joking. Brother, no need to get angry.

Nattu: Yaa... we are just kidding. You were saying something....

(Kuber gets happy again)

Kuber: HAHAHAHA.... OK,  yes I was saying that I’m a photographer since I was 8-9 years old. I used to click photos with my phone in family functions. My family calls me as ‘Our family Photographer’. So I thought to make this my profession.

Gopu: Oh, Ok! I didn’t know clicking photos in family functions by a ‘phone’ makes us a professional photographer.

Nattu: HAHAHAHA.... by the way I bought a pen today, so from now I’m a professional writer. I’ve been writing since I was 5-6 years in my school copy. People in my school used to call me, ‘Our School’s Writer’.

Gopu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... nailed it.

Kuber: Shut Up you guys. You won’t understand I’m going. Bye.

Gopu: OK! Sorry wait.... wait.

(Kuber leaves in his SUV)

Nattu: HAHAHAHAHAHA..... he got angry.

Gopu: Yaa, you are a writer, no? Will you write for me?

Nattu: What?

Gopu: My Homework...

(Nattu gets panic as if someone scared him)

Nattu: Oh bro! I got a message, I’ve to reach home very soon, bye, will see you later.

Gopu: HAHAHAAHA.... both writer and photographer gone for duck.

(Then suddenly)

Gopu’s Mother (From Balcony) : You still standing here, I asked you to buy some ‘Dhaniya’ (Corriander), from the market. Go soon or no food for you today.

Gopu: Oh Shit! So sorry mummy, yes I’m going, sorry.

Gopu’s Mother: Good for nothing....

MOTHER ROCKED, KIDS SHOCKED

Moral: 1) Don’t trust your friends who says I bought a DSLR so I’m a     photographer. No, Never, they will betray you.
            2) Never ignore your mother who orders you to bring
‘Dhaniya’ (Corriander)


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