10 Reasons to Hate Summers
10 Reasons to Hate Summers
Temperature is slowly touching heights and probably you guys
will start getting your summer wear out from..., I don’t know where you have
kept them before. But being an Indian, I can bet that Indians mostly keep their
summer wears inside their bed (if you got space inside), or in the upper most
part of your almirah. When you get your summer wears out of these places, you
pack your winter wear and fill these spaces again, and this cycle continues.
Therefore this is called Summerinter
Clothing Cycle (Now don’t go for Google to search for it).
Now, our dear earth has revolved to almost that point where
we have summers (In India). If I randomly ask you for one reason to love
summer, then 97% of you people would say mango (though I never met with the
rest 3%). But today I have come up with 10 ‘sure’ reasons to hate summers.
Let’s start.
1) Uncontrollable Sweat:
Even when you sit still, you start to sweat in an
uncontrollable quantity. Just walk to a nearby shop and then return home, your
clothes would almost be wet, as if you went for sports. Though if you really go
for sports, then try football someday. After almost 1 hour just have a look at
yourself. You would resemble a person who just had a shower with clothes on,
yes, that bad. The difference would be that, that you would stink.
2) The Return of Lizards:
Guy 1: Bro you got a lizard on your wall (room’s).
Guy 2: Yeah! that lizard is my dear pet ‘Max’.
I bet, you never heard or been in these conversations.
Obviously, who likes lizard? Anyone? Yes, no one. But I know some people who
don’t care if they have lizards in their home. I personally feel that a hidden
lizard in your home is like a hidden terrorist. Yes, that bad. You can’t sleep
in your own house if you sure that a lizard is hiding in. Well I would say
lizards are the worst part of summers.
3) Tanning:
Name me one person who likes to tan his body. No one, I bet.
If you ever get a chance to stand in a long line and that also in this summer
season, then go for it and look yourself in the mirror when you return home.
You will turn into a brown creature, with your face being red hot. But you do
have your original colour of your skin under your clothes. It feels like you
have been through body painting with a brown colour. Therefore it is advised to
use umbrellas in these hot sunny days.
4) Get Lazy:
You get lazy for no reason. Though some are born to be lazy.
But people, who are quiet active in real life, get lazy in this season too. You
know you got to do some work, but you will try postponing it, because you feel
lazy. Your fiends would be going out and when they would ask you, you would
reply that you are busy but actually you got to or feel to sleep or may not
sleep, but lie on the bed and do nothing.
5) Eyes Burn:
Just go out on a sunny day without your glasses on, you will
start crying for no reason. Due to the excess heat and sunlight your eyes
develop a talent of dropping out water droplets (obviously looks like you are crying).
So, never forget to
leave your shades at home, do carry them as if it is your wallet, else cry in
sunlight.
6) Loo:
Loo is actually hot and dry air which you can actually feel in
this summer season (specially in afternoon).
Someday you see a tree
from window bending here and there, because of the good flow of the air. You
feel like there is good, cool and fresh air outside, you run out to your
balcony and then, SURPRISE. Though there was a good flow of air but it wasn’t
cool or fresh it was LOO. Seriously you can’t tolerate that air on your face,
that hot and finally you run back inside (now don’t cry because of that cheat
by god to you).
7) The Return of the Bitter Gourd (Karela):
“Mom, what did you cooked toady” (you thinking something
good). Your mom replies, “Bitter Gourd ( karela) son”. “CHII YAAR “, probably
your reaction after listening to your mom.
So yes, the season of
this type of conversation and this vegetable is back. Though I know some people
who like this vegetable (including my mother), but who cares, there is majority
over who don’t like this vegetable. Some day you may feel that government
should ban this vegetable, and if any vendor found selling this vegetable, then
he/she must be sentenced to 4 year imprisonment.
But obviously that cannot happen in real life. So it is
advisable that in summers, you start buying vegetables for home and ignore
these karelas. If your mom asks for them, then buy mangoes instead and tell her
that karelas were not fresh so you bought mangoes (so kind of you :p).
8) Increase in Electricity Bill:
This one reason is for your father or maybe for you if you
pay electricity bills. In summers you have everything ON, your ACs, fans,
coolers and etc. All these run on electricity which is not free obviously.
So it’s the season
in which your pockets will start losing money for the payments of electricity
bills. GOOD LUCK (y).
9) The return of pimples:
This one reason is for all those people, who automatically
get pimples in summers (not everyone get pimples in summers). Your skin gets
oily too. You always sweat due to which you start getting pimples (basically by
the dirt). Though face washes can help you prevent these pimples, but then also somehow some people get pimples. But you start losing them too as soon as winters
arrive.
10) Development of Irritation:
In summer season, almost everyone gets irritate very easily.
You get irritated from anyone for no reason. The excess amount of heat and
sunlight strikes your brain and make it a short tempered type.
Especially when you are in stress, you feel like to murder someone (though
never do that :p). That’s perfectly normal and happens with everyone. But then
you need to control yourself (don’t harm anyone and yourself too).
So, these were the 10 reasons for you to hate summers.
Now reading this you would think how to pass this summer
season. I would advise you to eat mangoes and drink its shakes and do have a
cool shower too.
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