INDIAN WRINES

What To Write In A Blog Post So I was sitting in a park, thinking what to write in a blog post or maybe in my next blog  post. I had several thoughts that time, "Lets write this, no this, no this, lets not write" and many more thoughts. Nothing suited much to be a post in my blogs. Therefor I ended up writing my thoughts and by thoughts here, I mean different ideas I had. So, let us see how and what I think: (My First Thought) Life In Park: Being in a park while I write this, was the best topic I could think first. I thought to describe my surroundings in the park in a funny way, which I always do (I am not funny? So are you. Did I say anything?). So I looked around, greenry everywhere, kids with thier moms, kids with their dads, kids with grandparents, kids with kids, grandparents with moms and dads, grandparents abnormal yoga poses (Relax), dogs fighting their own family issues, birds being birds, people sleeping in shadows of trees and then me with my pen a...

By The Way, I am not in school anymore. Its just I was scrolling through some old pictures when I found my school picture. Nostalgia hit me up and I remembered a day when I wanted to take a day off but convincing my parents for that, without any valid reason, was really difficult, kind of impossible. So I tried a trick, but was I able to accomplish my mission Holiday? Read out: So kids, if you are reading this then today you are going to learn an excuse so that you can take a day off from school. People will be like, "Sid, what are you doing!!", "You are spoiling kids, you are spoiling future generation." Sed 😔. CHILL UP. One day missed from school won't alter your children's chances of being a clerk in an office. WHAATT!!!! Yes! Schools train you to be a clerk. Clerk is not a bad option (I know I have to be diplomatic). So kids try this technique once a month only okay, alright twice a month, thats it. Otherwise your schools will fail to cage ...

I remember, we ate bread with butter that afternoon because we had to go for a family dinner (obviously in a restaurant). Now who we? My family which includes my parents and my younger sister. In a middle class family, you 'plan' your dinner outing a week ago. It is not that randomly, your mom do not feel good to cook so you all go to 5 star then. No, if that is the case because mothers do feel tierd, then we order from restaurants. Do you see this? Going to a restaurant and ordering from a restaurant is very different thing. For going out you have dress to impress, who? Ofcoure the waiters and other people eating, right? So basically, dining outside in a restaurant is, people sitting, eating and judging each other. Now it was the time. We all started getting ready. My mom took out her expensive suits (Indian wear), my dad picking up his best pair of shirt and pant; my sister took out her best, newest dress possible, who is never seen by anyone ever, not even by u...

So after ages I am writing this blog. Ya ya, thank you, thank you..... what? I thought you guys were welcoming me? What? You guys don't even know me? Oh! Same Pinch!  Becuase I don't know myself too (hehe) 😐. Sed (Ms Word thinks I made a spelling mistake, LOL, bulid up your pun game Microsoft). But do you know this is the hardest question you will ever be asked. WHO ARE YOU/ TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF (EXPLAIN). At that point your mind goes blank. Like bye dude, off to holidays. I remember I once started going to a coaching institute (I was forced to) in my school days. The batch had just begun so the teacher asked us to introduce ourselves. Understand this, HE JUST ASKED TO  INTRODUCE.  He didn't ask to give your introduction speech so that he could award the best speaker a gold medal. Why am I saying this? Because kids there (ya we were kids then, now old af) started introducing them in such a way as if there is a job interview going on. That teacher also asked t...

Social Media: A Platform for Modern Beggars. Beautiful social media sites like Facebook, Instagram and etc (I use only these two) give you the opportunity to share your precious, beautiful, wonderful and pretty pictures on it. (WOW! Told you something new here.) But social media also give a platform for modern beggars to beg. Don’t get it. I’m sure you will soon because you must have faced such beggars at least once in your career (Oh! You spend more than 12 hours on social sites; I thought this was your job). Let’s move on to that day when I faced such beggar and see what happened next... It was one beautiful day (the writer inside of me, starts every story like this), I was scrolling through my Facebook feeds seeing all the beautiful (edited) pictures of ugly people (from inside). Suddenly, a girl texted me. It was shocking, a girl texting me? WHAATT!! (Just kidding, I am a lady killer) Her text said, “Like my”. Yaa that’s it. I was wondering if she would l...

Mother: A Saviour Even After Death Ashutosh, a 20-year-old, lived in Delhi, India. His mother was a businesswoman. She was falsely accused under the section 420, which led to a heart attack when she got the orders. Unfortunately, she died. It was a coincident or what to say but she died at 4:20 in evening. Ashutosh was obviously depressed about his mother’s death, he hated this hour of the day, 4:20. People were back bitching about his mother’s death timing. “How can she die exactly at 4:20, for sure she did something wrong and it is a sign from the god”, said a lady to her friend. Ashutosh ignored all of this. He trusted her mother. But Ashutosh lost his vision of life after his mother’s death. He shifted to Mumbai with his dad. A 20-year-old boy, the year when you decide your career, he lost his vision of life. He had no aims in life. It wasn’t him, but the days were running his life. He had no one to talk too. It wasn’t like people hated him, but who wants to ...

Indian Roads and Its Messiah Who do you think we going to talk about today? Yaa obviously about the Messiah (in the picture above) as mentioned in the title. But not just any Messiah, It is THE MESSIAH OF INDIAN ROADS!! Why do I call them the Messiah of Indian Roads? Okay, read further to know why- It was a family function that we (my family) had to go. Now although a family function but it was at an unknown place to us (my family). But we thought Google Maps will come to our rescue. WE THOUGHT (And just to inform you all in our family no one has more than a 3g network on their phone). My family is served by Wi-Fi and we have no relationship with internet once we get out of our house (If our 2G-3G network works then the story is ‘SLOWLY’ different). So we had a belief that Google Maps will help us. So we took on the roads for the trip, started our GPS, worked pretty well in the beginning until we got out of our society. After that, it showed its true c...